movies

Hey guys! This is my revamped version of my movie review website!!! If you don't remember what the old one looks like, don't go looking for it because it is NOT worth it.

Anyway, up top there's a quote that changes every now and then (linked to the movie it's from), to the left there's the list of movies (command+F if you're looking for a specific one -- but also in alphabetical order), and to the right there's the key.

Also, this is not entirely used for mobile!!! Not mobile friendly!!! So if it looks like crap then GET OFF YOUR PHONE!!!

But yeah, that's it. Have fun!

Thank you dirt2 for the angelic war font!!!

List of Movies!

Key

Black Title: normal review

Red Title: review from a long time ago; I might have to watch it again in order to make sure the ranking is right

Blue Title: newest review

Purple Title: newest review AND review from long ago

New Reviews!

To-Do

  1. 21 jump street
  2. 9
  3. dude, where's my car?
  4. tropic thunder
  5. 12 monkeys
  6. storks
  7. wonder woman (2017)
  8. the accountant
  9. 1992
  10. independence day
  11. speed
  12. madagascar
  13. the saw movies
  14. zoolander
  15. dodgeball
  16. idiocracy
  17. lisa frankenstein
  18. alligator
  19. snatch
  20. sucker punch
  21. fantastic mr. fox
  22. the grand budapest hotel
  23. the royal tennenbaums
  24. shaun of the dead
  25. tucker and dale vs evil
  26. the mitchells vs the machines
  27. train to busan
  28. invasion of the body snatchers
  29. easy a
  30. hausu
  31. sinister
  32. the goonies
  33. The princess bride
  34. jojo rabbit
  35. fantasia
  36. alice in wonderland
  37. little women
  38. forrest gump
  39. cool hand luke
  40. sound of music
  41. mad max: fury road
  42. harry potter
  43. Harry potter 2
  44. harry potter 3
  45. ferris beullers day off
  46. the shining
  47. pretty in pink
  48. sixteen candles
  49. ocean's eleven
  50. ocean's eight
  51. robin hood
  52. fletch
  53. alien
  54. twilight
  55. high school musical
  56. close encounters of a third kind
  57. black phone
  58. big trouble in little china
  59. die hard
  60. et
  61. short curcuit
  62. nightmare before christmas
  63. halloween
  64. 10 things i hate about you
  65. i know what you did last summer
  66. night swim
  67. imaginary
  68. fnaf movie
  69. inception
  70. blues brothers
  71. bourne identity
  72. 50 shades of grey
  73. top secret
  74. real genius
  75. independence day
  76. the big lebowski
  77. men in black
  78. the kitchen
  79. mean girls
  80. raiders of the lost arc
  81. jurrasic park
  82. jurrasic world
  83. clueless
  84. legally blonde
  85. the muppets christmas movie
  86. pirates of the caribbean
  87. dark knight
  88. terminator
  89. the birdcage
  90. twisters
  91. goldfinger
  92. spirited away
  93. princess mononoke
  94. over the hedge
  95. better off dead
  96. swingers
  97. in and out
  98. zorro
  99. a bugs life
  100. the mummy (1999?)
  101. toy story
  102. roadhouse
  103. Erin Brockovich
  104. little miss sunshine
  105. miracle
  106. meet the parents
  107. pitch perfect
  108. the martian
  109. shrek
  110. monsters inc
  111. shallow hal
  112. ice age
  113. the cube
  114. lilo and stitch
  115. my big fat greek wedding
  116. airplane!
  117. naked gun (2025)
  118. sound of music
  119. the menu
  120. blackcoats daughter
  121. Maiden
  122. Dazed and confused
  123. Jumanji; Welcome to the Jungle
  124. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  125. Walle

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I was happy floating, staring at the stars.
-Starro the Conqueror, The Suicide Squad (2021)