Horror; R

2019

First off, ts is NOT scary. The first movie wasn't really scary either but it was way more scary than ts. That being said, there are some good jumpscares but like not really and for the most part it's just treated as a comedy.

Second off, like I just said, that movie was HILARIOUS. It might just be me but I thought that almost every single joke HIT and overall it was SUCH a funny movie.

Okay well idk how much I should give away so im not even gonna mention any character's names.

Anyway, overall, the movie isn't a good horror movie but is lowkey hilarious. I LOVE the It characters and my faves just got more goated in this movie... That being said, the other characters were not goated. In fact, they became less goated. I would say it's a good 50-50 goatedness increase or decrease.

I have no idea how to say anything else without making anything obvious or spoiling everything so IN CONCLUSION if you liked the first movie you will probably like the second movie... but if you only liked it cuz it was scary then you're cooked. It might not be a good movie, but I definitely had a good time watching it.

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First off, what the fuck. Like, like, WHAT the fuck.

I was fine until Mike called Bill and Bill was like "Why do we remember everything this time?" because I read the book and in the book ALL of the Losers forget everything and I thought THAT was sad but honestly I don't know anymore.

it's fine for Mike, Bill, Ben, n Beverly cuz idk they just keep living their lives, like Mike finally leaves Derry and Bill finally can finish a book and Ben and Beverly are together now. Hurray! But... Richie?

FUCK THAT!!! His best friend/situationship/thing is DEAD and FUCK THAT!!! Because if they remember ts then ALL Richie is able to think about is the missed opportunities and his childhood and the memories of his best friend. He won't be able to admit ANYTHING and Eddie died unknowing of Richie's love for him and they won't be able to even be friends until they're old because EDDIES FUCKING DEADDDDDD FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT DIE DIE DIE DIE who made this movie im shooting him.

Also, STANLEY'S LETTER TO THE LOSERS????? FUCK. THAT. HOLYYYYY shit thats why i started crying last night.

He KILLED HIMSELF so that generations of children and his own friends would live. He had a wife and probably kids in the future and he had a comfortable life where he could be able to grow old and he LOST IT ALL JUST SO THAT OTHERS COULD LIVE!!!!!

HE KNEW THAT HE WAS SCARED AND HE KNEW THAT HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO BEAT PENNYWISE SO HE KILLED HIMSELF SO THAT THE OTHERS COULD!!!! IF THAT ISNT GREATNESS THEN WHAT! THE FUCK! IS!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro Stanley was my goat and now he's my GOAT holy shit ts makes me want to convert to Judaism holy crap

Am I glad I watched it?
Yes

Would I watch it again?
Yes

Would I recommend it to a friend?
Yes

Favorite Character

Eddie!

No, this is not just because he was played by the notorious James Ransone (RIP!), although that doesn't exactly not help his case, either.

Anyway, I thought that in the first movie, Eddie was aight. Like, I didn't hate him, but he also wasn't really super cool, either. But in THIS movie, I think his colors really showed through.

I feel like Eddie was geniunely the funniest person in this movie. Like, all the timings and the lines were delivered perfectly and he was lowkey awesome.

Yeah, honestly I feel like he carried the entire movie with how goated he was and I'm not even lying. Like, Richie was supposed to be the funny one or whatever, but like honestly?

And even younger Eddie in this movie. He was a lot better than the other younger Eddie in the first movie, ngl.

So yeah. Definitely carried the whole movie. Probably one of my fave characters ever lowkey. Ate the whole movie up. Even... well, nevermind. I wanna keep ts spoiler-free ;P

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