Horror; R

1983

Good LORD this movie was mid. The only reason it got a higher score than Battle Royale was because it was actually entertaining.

So during the movie, I enjoyed my watch. It was pretty funny to laugh at the guys' authentic 80's sporting outfits because WHAT are those.

It literally was not scary at all. No jumpscares or anything. Just people calling each other names and then yelling at each other and then somebody getting killed every now and then. DURING the movie, ig I had a fine time. But girl... that ending...

The ending was literally so ass I'm sorry like I don't know what the twist had ANYTHING to do with the murders... Like ig during the 80's it would be like "woah!" but still like I have no idea why that part was even added. Like, with or without that little twist, I feel like it would've been the same movie.

That being said, ts movie got ruined by the end. I could see how it would be lowkey problematic. But ig that twist was... pretty unexpected.

Am I glad I watched it? Uhh... Will I recommend it? Uhh... Would I watch it again? That would be a definite NO.

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Bor that ending... Can we talk about that for a sec?

Like it didn't even make any sense. Geniunely what were they thinking? "ohhhhh Angela's a boy! This makes so much sense now!" Like??? I'm so done...

Also that one part where Angela and Paul were making out and then Angela was thinking of those 2 guys in bed like??? I was SO lost and it makes someee sense after I finished the movie but im lowkey still lost about that...

Yeah this movie was so mid negl

Am I glad I watched it?
Sort of?

Would I watch it again?
Probably not

Would I recommend it to a friend?
Probably not

Favorite Character

Paul!

Near the end he got a little "eh" for some reason but in the beginning he was so sweet!

Bro him and Angela were SO cute together I can't even lie... Like awwwww! I want a Paul!!! Where's my Paul???

Anyway, he's really sweet. And I don't really know how old he is in the movie but he looks aorund my age and he's lowkey fine negl like... hear me out guys!

Anyway, I love him! He's the only nice person in this whole movie, like geniunely. Love this guy!

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